Tourettes Guy

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His profile image!

Tourettes Guy (AKA: Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in piece. (1964-2007) UPDATE! He's still alive and posted a fake story to avoid a lawsuit from a tourettes support group. PIIIIIIISS!

When he was born

He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by Mama Luigi, Froggo, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Dr Rabbit, Link, Robotnik & George the Volcano. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome.

Media

Well...

Poopers

People Who Used It

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The Tourettes Guy's giving his opinion on his cookies.

• Temeku
• DreamToNightmare (Audio)
• Jamesdeth

Sometimes

• Temeku

Trivia

• He's lead a pretty miserable life. I mean, he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has an ex-wife who is a bitch that randomly visits him. But at least he's not dead... for now.
• Believe it or not, he has a Pokemon attack called Roar of Time. By yelling as loud as humanly possible(usually he yells "PPPPPPIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!") he can distort time, causing it to skip forward or backward. Evidence of this was seen in a video when he used Roar of Time next to a calendar on the wall. The calendar flipped down a page, indicating that time had gone backward by one month.

Dislikes

• Bob Saget
• Dom DeLouise

AIDS?

There are no great uses of Tourettes Guy in poop but as with all good things he has not been used as carefully as he could have been. He was ultimately decreed as too offensive and was taken out forever.

Web

http://www.tourettesguy.com/ - His old site, which is now permanantly down. It thankfully doesn't have the Smirking Bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAiT-KE3-k - He's still alive! SEE?

Quotes

• "SHIT!"
• "FUCK!"
• "HOLY SHIT!"
• "HOLY FUCK!"
• "BUTT FUCK!"
• "WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?"
• "I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS....COMBS!"
• "THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE."
• "THAT'S MY ASS!"
• "ASS!"
• "FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!"
• "YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"
• "SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WHAT'S ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?!"
• "IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!"
• "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
• "THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!"
• "HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!"
• "OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH!"
• "I'LL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS, AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT."
• "THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, YOU DUMBASS."
• "BITCH! BIIIIIIIITCH!"
• "SHE'S A BITCH. I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!"
• "I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!"
• "BITCH!......I LOVE YOU."
• "WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!"
• "SHIRLEENA? OH, SHIT!"
• "FUCK SALT!"
• "MAN, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!"
• "FUCK YOU!"
• "BOB SAGET!"
• "AH, BOB SAGET!"
• "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"
• "I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
• "UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
• "FUUUUUUUCK!"
• "ASSHOLE!"
• "YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
• "WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"
• "HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!"
• "I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS!"
• "WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!"
• "MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!"
• "YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!........I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!"
• "SHE HAS NICE ASS. I'D LIKE TO TIT FUCK HER ASS!"
• "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"
• "SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!"
• "I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT!"
• "I DIDN'T TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY. I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT!"
• "PPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID THE KEYS?"
• "AW, WHO GIVES A FUCK? I WANTED THE FAGGOTS!"