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*It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
 
*It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
 
*Hentai involving underage characters is called either lolicon (sex with underaged girls) or shotacon (sex with underaged boys) and is [[illegal]] in Canada.
 
*Hentai involving underage characters is called either lolicon (sex with underaged girls) or shotacon (sex with underaged boys) and is [[illegal]] in Canada.
*According to the Blue [[Spy]], pornography staring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
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*According to the Blue [[Spy]], pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
 
**In fact, [[no|that's how the blue Scout was born.]]
 
**In fact, [[no|that's how the blue Scout was born.]]
 
*[[Mario]] wants to star in a porno with [[Princess Peach]].
 
*[[Mario]] wants to star in a porno with [[Princess Peach]].

Revision as of 13:37, 16 December 2009

It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you fat bitch.

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Poopers who like Hentai

Trivia

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A minor example of what happens in hentai.
Ben Bailey does not like hentai.
An extreme example of hentai.
  • An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab. He, of course, was WRONG!
  • In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
    • And I do mean ANYTHING!
  • It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
  • Hentai involving underage characters is called either lolicon (sex with underaged girls) or shotacon (sex with underaged boys) and is illegal in Canada.
  • According to the Blue Spy, pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
  • Mario wants to star in a porno with Princess Peach.
  • Yaoi and yuri are gay versions of hentai. Yaoi contains male pairings, while yuri contains female pairings. I.E.: Fangirls love writing Naruto and Sasuke yaoi.
  • Ecchi is almost hentai, but does not contain sex, and little nudity. The two get mixed up very often. Negima is an example of Ecchi.
  • Hentai is written as へんたい in hiragana.
  • The Japanese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird" or "perverted" in Japanese.
  • Hentai is more popular among perverted westerners (in both North America and Europe) than among the Japanese. Strange, isn't it?
  • There could sometimes be someone who posts pictures of hentai on this Chewiki, so we here ask you to please make sure you don't post hentai-ish pictures here. The sooner you would get this info, the better this Chewiki would become.
  • There was a video game for the Playstation 2, Xbox, and the Nintendo Gamecube called BMX XXX. However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
  • The makers of Guilty Gear (Arc System Works) have been making endless remakes of Guilty Gear XX to prevent naming the next game Guilty Gear XXX. Infact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in BlazBlue. Then again, considering what the women of Guilty Gear look like, they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to BMX XXX.
  • King Hippo has a pants size of "XXX Large." This may be hinting that he keeps porn in his pants.
  • When there is such thing as official Transformers lolicon, you just know there's a problem.

Poopers who do NOT like Hentai

  • TacoWiz
  • TrainorJon - He hates hentai.
  • Jedi787Plus - hates anything that involves sex, cum, or anything in between and is an adamant anti-lolicon activist; however, it is rumored that he tolerates ecchi (nude but nonsexual) stuff...