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Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by many. | Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by many. | ||
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
| − | Robotnik has done many things, such as create the Robotnik suspender striptease, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, and forgot not to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]]. | + | Robotnik has done many things, such as create the Robotnik suspender striptease, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, became Prime Minister, saved the pridelands, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt and forgot not to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]]. |
==Likes and Dislikes== | ==Likes and Dislikes== | ||
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].Loves [[KFC]]. | Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].Loves [[KFC]]. | ||
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==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especialy when there's KFC nearby. | Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especialy when there's KFC nearby. | ||
| − | Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. | + | Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter. |
==Gossip== | ==Gossip== | ||
Revision as of 14:14, 1 September 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by many.
Career
Robotnik has done many things, such as create the Robotnik suspender striptease, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, became Prime Minister, saved the pridelands, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt and forgot not to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium.
Likes and Dislikes
Robotnik holds strong grudges against Mama Luigi and Sonic the Hedgehog.Loves KFC.
Skills
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especialy when there's KFC nearby. Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Gossip
- It is rumored that Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. (See: ScraBotnik)
- It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with Zelda, himself, and Ms. Filkins resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
- It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter
