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== Life As A Hero ==
 
== Life As A Hero ==
  
* He's gone on a quest to become The [[I Wanna Be the Overture|Overture]], which he ended up succeeding.
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* He's gone on a quest to become The [[I Wanna Be the Overture|Overture]], which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to [[Super Macho Man]].
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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*"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional"
 
*"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional"
 
  [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob is looking at [[Squidward]]'s [[ass]].]]
 
  [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob is looking at [[Squidward]]'s [[ass]].]]
 
==Death==
 
In an overly-dramatic battle fought on top of Mt. Fuji for the title of [[The Overture]], Spongebob was killed by [[Super Macho Man]], who threw Spongebob into a firey [[The Pit|pit]] that had formed in the centre of the peak. He [[Ganon|burned]] to death in the fire. He rose from [[the Pit]] with his [[Wizardheimer|magical]] [[Gay]] [[Gay|rainbow]] [[Gay|fruit]] powers, but still lost the title.
 
 
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]

Revision as of 11:10, 18 October 2009

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SpongeBob is a retarded (but not gay, contrary to popular belief, although he is bisexual) sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

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Life As A Hero

  • He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.

Quotes

  • "It's big, scary, and pink!"
  • "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
  • "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
  • "Stare at Patrick!"
  • "There's no shower at work!"
  • "In my pocket"
  • "See you're on top this time"
  • "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
  • "I'm a dirty boy"
  • "It popped"
  • "Fair Labor? i did not find that on CHINESE Wikpedia!"
  • "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
  • "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
  • "We've been speckledorfed!"
  • "We've been Ganondorfed!"
  • "It's normal sized and fully functional"
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Spongebob is looking at Squidward's ass.