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Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. | Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. | ||
| − | ==Places/Situations | + | ==Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate== |
*In one's home bathroom. | *In one's home bathroom. | ||
*In one's own bedroom. | *In one's own bedroom. | ||
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{{VidCaption|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this, then [[you]]'ve been proven to be a person who loves to masturbate.}} | {{VidCaption|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this, then [[you]]'ve been proven to be a person who loves to masturbate.}} | ||
| − | ==People | + | ==People Who Love To Masturbate== |
*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Grounder]] (As seen in the video on this page.) | *[[Grounder]] (As seen in the video on this page.) | ||
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*[[Bald Bull]] (Especially when he's in the tub.) | *[[Bald Bull]] (Especially when he's in the tub.) | ||
| − | ==People | + | ==People Who Get Masturbated On== |
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Scratch]].) | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Scratch]].) | ||
*[[Mung Daal]] (By [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]].) | *[[Mung Daal]] (By [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]].) | ||
*[[Tails]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].) | *[[Tails]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].) | ||
{{Stub}} | {{Stub}} | ||
Revision as of 00:46, 18 September 2009
Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- Definately not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if you ever do that, even in the dark, you'll just be like Pee-Wee Herman.
People Who Love To Masturbate
- Scratch
- Grounder (As seen in the video on this page.)
- Robotnik (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.)
- Sonic
- Tails
- Birdo
- Chowder
- Feghoot (Three times per day, in fact.)
- Amy Rose
- Most of those who watch any and all porn.
- Zoophiliacs, since real sex with animals is illegal.
- Otakus by both Japanese and American definition.
- Bald Bull (Especially when he's in the tub.)
People Who Get Masturbated On
- Dr. Robotnik (By Sonic the Hedgehog and Scratch.)
- Mung Daal (By Chowder.)
- Tails (By Sonic the Hedgehog.)
