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Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. He loves [[KFC]] enough to fight a [[Froggo|fat little boy]] over it. Surprisingly, the fat kid won.
 
Robotnik holds strong grudges against [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. He loves [[KFC]] enough to fight a [[Froggo|fat little boy]] over it. Surprisingly, the fat kid won.
 
==Skills==
 
==Skills==
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell.
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Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especialy when there's KFC nearby.
  
 
==Gossip==
 
==Gossip==

Revision as of 09:21, 19 August 2007

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Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character often used by stegblob, as well as other poopers.

Career

Robotnik has done many things, such as create the Robotnik suspender striptease, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, and forgot not to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium.

Likes and Dislikes

Robotnik holds strong grudges against Mama Luigi and Sonic the Hedgehog. He loves KFC enough to fight a fat little boy over it. Surprisingly, the fat kid won.

Skills

Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especialy when there's KFC nearby.

Gossip

  • It is rumored that Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. (See: ScraBotnik)
  • It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with Zelda, himself, and Ms. Filkins resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
  • It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter