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==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==

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Name: Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Yes, please.
Age: 69
Occupation(s): Man-whore

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.


Personality

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
  • Telling Monty Moles to stand there
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Bully
  • He is a poseur
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours
  • Humping football players
  • Raping the floor
  • Eavesdropping
  • Saying "Cum" over and over

Trivia

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
  • Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
  • Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
  • Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
  • He once saw his sister, Kootie Pie having sex with Castonova Koopa, he is currently in therapy because of it.

Dislikes

Liked By

Disliked By

  • Let's just say everyone and call it a day

Memorable Quotes

  • IYAAAAAAAARGH!
  • AT LAST! My time has CUM!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of evesdroping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
  • ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
  • The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!