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'''''Ash Ketchum''''' (sometimes called ''Ass Ketchup'') is a teenager and star of the [[anime]], [[Pokemon]]. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokemon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokemon on the planet. Much to his dismay will never become one as he always (on purpose) ignores all of the rare Pokemon waiting to be caught, and he continually let's his Pokemon go over periods of time. It doesn't help when every once in a while a bunch of new Pokemon just come out of nowhere.
  
== In Brief ==
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Ash's favorite Pokemon/sex partner is [[Pikachu]], which to start off with he had an uneasy relationship with, but that was old news after two episodes.  
'''''Ash''''' (sometimes called ''Ass Ketchup'') is a teenager from the [[anime]], [[Pokemon]], who won't fuck [[Misty]](or any other girl) and lost his virginity to [[Emo Luigi]]. How this happened was never really clarified or determined as [[Emo Luigi]] has never met Ash, nor has Ash ever seen even a picture of [[Emo Luigi]]. [[Ash]] has, however, been raped by [[Mama Luigi]] and managed to scream [[Emo Luigi]] after he was driven to an anal climax. Ash will never become a Pokemon Master because he always (on purpose) ignores all of the rare pokemon waiting to be caught. ''''''Ash''''''s favorite Pokemon/sex partner is [[Pikachu]]. Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty, much to the delight of Michael Jackson. Naruto also has this disease. Oh yeah, and Ash's mom is a MILF.
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Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty, much to the delight of Michael Jackson.  
 
[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|This is what Ash's [[Pikachu]] looks like.]]
 
[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|This is what Ash's [[Pikachu]] looks like.]]
  
== Likes ==
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==Likes==
*Gay butt sex.
 
*Drinking some [[cum]].
 
*[[Emo Luigi]]
 
 
*[[Pikachu]]
 
*[[Pikachu]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
*Smoking illegal toast.
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*[[Brock]]
*[[Chad Warden|Gay Niggaz]]
 
*His Butt Buddy, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
  
== Dislikes ==
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==Dislikes==
 
*[[Misty]]
 
*[[Misty]]
*[[Brock]]
 
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Sex|Pussy]]
 
*[[Sex|Pussy]]
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*The other Ash from the Evil Dead series.
 
*The other Ash from the Evil Dead series.
  
== Liked By ==
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==Liked By==
 
*[[Misty]]
 
*[[Misty]]
 
*[[Brock]]
 
*[[Brock]]
 
*[[You|Pimpsahoy]]
 
*[[You|Pimpsahoy]]
  
== Disliked By ==
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==Disliked By==
 
*Every form of [[Luigi]] but [[Silver|Mama Luigi]]
 
*Every form of [[Luigi]] but [[Silver|Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Nostalgia Critic]]
 
*[[Nostalgia Critic]]
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*[[GoGoRiki]] Characters
 
*[[GoGoRiki]] Characters
 
*Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube)
 
*Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube)
 
  
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
 
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]

Revision as of 01:57, 10 July 2009

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Our hero doing what he does best; Masturbating behind the bushes.

Ash Ketchum (sometimes called Ass Ketchup) is a teenager and star of the anime, Pokemon. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokemon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokemon on the planet. Much to his dismay will never become one as he always (on purpose) ignores all of the rare Pokemon waiting to be caught, and he continually let's his Pokemon go over periods of time. It doesn't help when every once in a while a bunch of new Pokemon just come out of nowhere.

Ash's favorite Pokemon/sex partner is Pikachu, which to start off with he had an uneasy relationship with, but that was old news after two episodes.

Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty, much to the delight of Michael Jackson.

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This is what Ash's Pikachu looks like.

Likes

Dislikes

Liked By

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