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| − | He came out of his lamp for the first time when [[Morshu]] poured lamp oil into it, and he hasn't returned since. After having his gold bracelets surgically removed, he went around the world, touring such sites as the Rio Grande, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and the Great Wall of China. He has a small drinking problem, and a severe allergy to KILLER BEES!!! | + | He came out of his lamp for the first time when [[Morshu]] poured lamp oil into it, and he hasn't returned since. After having his gold bracelets surgically removed, he went around the world, touring such sites as the Rio Grande, the Leaning Tower of <s>Pizza</s> Pisa, and the Great Wall of China. He has a small drinking problem, and a severe allergy to KILLER BEES!!! He soon got a career of granting wishes, but had to compete with [[Jafar]] for customers. Eventually, Jafar threatened the Genie into shutting down his business by pantsing him, and Genie started a tour guide business, taking people to all of the places he had been to during his travels. When this business ran dry, he formed a mariachi band, which didn't last long at all. Out of work, Genie considered early retirement, and then suicide. As a Genie, though, he couldn't be killed, and settled with finding yet another career. He is now a televangelist, preaching the almighty power of Sand and its omnipresence across national television, and why you should accept it. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Being Pants'd | *Being Pants'd | ||
*Spiders | *Spiders | ||
| − | *Those who don't accept Sand (as their savior). | + | *Those who don't accept Sand ([[no|as their savior]]). |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*Who's laughing now!! | *Who's laughing now!! | ||
*SPIDERS!! | *SPIDERS!! | ||
| − | *KILLER BEES!! | + | *KILLER BEES!!! |
*Things could get ugly... | *Things could get ugly... | ||
*There's a party here in Agrabah! | *There's a party here in Agrabah! | ||
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*BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga! | *BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga! | ||
*[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]] | *[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]] | ||
| − | *Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand! It's | + | *Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand! It's Everywhere! Get used to it! |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Revision as of 23:45, 25 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Genie is a blue-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.
Biography
He came out of his lamp for the first time when Morshu poured lamp oil into it, and he hasn't returned since. After having his gold bracelets surgically removed, he went around the world, touring such sites as the Rio Grande, the Leaning Tower of Pizza Pisa, and the Great Wall of China. He has a small drinking problem, and a severe allergy to KILLER BEES!!! He soon got a career of granting wishes, but had to compete with Jafar for customers. Eventually, Jafar threatened the Genie into shutting down his business by pantsing him, and Genie started a tour guide business, taking people to all of the places he had been to during his travels. When this business ran dry, he formed a mariachi band, which didn't last long at all. Out of work, Genie considered early retirement, and then suicide. As a Genie, though, he couldn't be killed, and settled with finding yet another career. He is now a televangelist, preaching the almighty power of Sand and its omnipresence across national television, and why you should accept it.
Likes
- Sand
- Being Blue
- Pyramids
- The Rio Grande
- Mariachi Music
- Parties being in Agrabah.
- Whiskey
- Aladdin
Dislikes
- Jafar
- Being chased by KILLER BEES!!!
- Having no friends.
- Iago
- Being grabbed by Granny Jafar.
- Being Pants'd
- Spiders
- Those who don't accept Sand (as their savior).
Quotes
- Who's laughing now!!
- SPIDERS!!
- KILLER BEES!!!
- Things could get ugly...
- There's a party here in Agrabah!
- Grabah!
- The Rio Grande!
- There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...
- A mariachi band!
- I SEE LASERS!
- IT'S A MIRACLE!
- HE BELIEVES! HE BELIEVES!
- Make way here he comes. Ring bells, bang the drums. Ring bells, bang the drums.
- BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!
- Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!
- Once again this whole program has been brought to you by Sand! It's Everywhere! Get used to it!
Trivia
- He often overdoses on his allergy medicine.
- Is one of the loudest beings on the face of the earth.
- You ain't never had a friend like him!
- If life is your restaurant, then he's your maitre'd!
- He finally got free from the magic lamp that he had been cursed to be in for over ten thousand years thanks to Aladdin.
- After he became free, he traveled all over the world.
