Ash Ketchum

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Ash when masterbating to pictures of Emo Luigi

In Brief

Ash (sometimes called Ass Ketchup) is a teenager from the anime, Pokemon, who won't fuck Misty(or any other girl) and lost his virginity to Emo Luigi. How this happened was never really clarified or determined as Emo Luigi has never met Ash, nor has Ash ever seen even a picture of Emo Luigi. Ash has, however, been raped by Mama Luigi and managed to scream Emo Luigi after he was driven to an anal climax. Ash will never become a Pokemon Master because he always (on purpose) ignores all of the rare pokemon waiting to be caught. 'Ash's favorite Pokemon/sex partner is Pikachu. Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty, much to the delight of Michael Jackson. Naruto also has this disease. Oh yeah, and Ash's mom is a MILF.

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This is what Ash's Pikachu looks like.

Likes

• Gay butt sex.
• Drinking some cum.
• Emo Luigi
• Pikachu
• Robotnik
• Smoking illegal toast.
• Gay Niggaz

Dislikes

• Misty
• Brock
• You
• Pussy
• Boobs
• Me
• The other Ash from the Evil Dead series.

Liked By

• Misty
• Brock
• Pimpsahoy

Disliked By

• Every form of Luigi but Mama Luigi
• Nostalgia Critic
• Pokemon Fans
• M. Bison
• Ash from the Evil Dead movies
• Just about everybody in existence.
• GoGoRiki Characters
• Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube)