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'''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
 
'''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
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== Characters ==
 
== Characters ==
[[Master Chief|Asster Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green [[King Leonidas|Spartan]] armor.  His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
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*[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green [[King Leonidas|Spartan]] armor.  His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
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*The Covenant - Invaders...from space!
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*The Flood - A parasite...from Space!
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*Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet.  Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from ''Majora's Mask''.
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*The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but unlike Master Chief, he is not homosexual.
  
The Covenant - Invaders, possibly from space.
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The Flood - Another group of Space Invaders.
 
 
 
Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet.  Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo'''.
 
 
 
The Arbiter - Like the Asster Chief, but unlike Asster Chief, he is not Homosexual.
 
 
 
== Death of Master Chief ==
 
Master Chief was killed by [[Fox McCloud]], who thought that Halo sucked. Only [[gay]] Xtards showed-up at his funeral. The rest of the world threw parades, and Queen Elizabeth II knighted Fox for his honourable defeat of [[Ass]]ter Chief.
 

Revision as of 05:34, 19 June 2009

Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.

Characters

  • Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
  • The Covenant - Invaders...from space!
  • The Flood - A parasite...from Space!
  • Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask.
  • The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but unlike Master Chief, he is not homosexual.