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Revision as of 09:25, 8 May 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes magic drugs before every turnabout. He is known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth. He is a supporter of Robotnik's presidency of Youtube Poop, and will reportedly endorse Robotnik again in 2010. He has recently been found to be equal to Lex Luthor.
Cultural Heritage: Japanese
Likes
- Yelling "OBJECTION!"
- Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
- The Law
- PINGAS
- Magic Drugs
- NOT GUILTY verdicts
- Gay Luigi
- The Purple Pervert
- He-man (his source of Magic Drugs)
- Doraemon
- Robotnik
- Money
Dislikes
- Von Karma
- GUILTY verdicts
- Viacom (hell, who doesn't)
- The Judge
- Illegal
- Sonic
- Willy Wonka
- Scott
- Genjuro Kibagami
- Dracula (stop sucking mah blood, dammit)
- Heavy Weapons Guy (he's hard to work with as a client)
- Bowser Jr. (he anally raped Miles Edgeworth, his butt buddy, in the '80s)
- Rod Blagojevich
Past Clients
- Big Cheese
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Miles Edgeworth (2 times: the first was in the '80s, when Nick sued Bowser Jr for raping Edgeworth; the second time was much later, when Edgeworth was framed for a murder).
- Fox McCloud
- The King
- Lex Luthor
- Stone Luigi (in the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football)
- Mario (same debate, he represented both sides!)
- Ganon (Gwonam sued Ganon, and Nick acted as his lawyer)
- Binky The Clown (apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday)
- Walrus Guy (in an attempt to defeat Colgate)
- Leon (In a debate over if his knowledge of beating the BOLLET was real
