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*Magic
 
*Magic
 
*Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or dissappear.
 
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*Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] dissappear.
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*Wedges & Mead
 
*Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks when he's dead.
 
*Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks when he's dead.
 
*French fries stuck in his [[penis]].
 
*French fries stuck in his [[penis]].

Revision as of 20:21, 4 May 2009

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Orson Welles is an actor, director and writer who appears in movies, the most famous being Citizen Kane, which is considered the greatest film of all time for how revolutionary it was at the time. He's a genius and he has a fetish for lots of things.

Career

Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of Hyrule commit suicide. His most recent work was in a food commercial for frozen peas.

Likes

  • Himself
  • Rosebud
  • Rosebud Frozen Peas
  • Brotto Bros. Wine
  • Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks
  • Jay Sherman's daughter
  • French Fries
  • A French Fuck
  • Peaness
  • Death
  • Hell
  • Magic
  • Making jugs appear or dissappear.
  • Making magic jugs dissappear.
  • Wedges & Mead
  • Mrs. Pells' Fishsticks when he's dead.
  • French fries stuck in his penis.

Dislikes

  • People who mistakes peaness with "penis".
  • Emos
  • Poisoned Wine
  • Jay Sherman
  • The Living Will
  • Normal wills written in paper.

Used by

  • SSBBexpert
  • CarlomagnoXVI