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==Basically== | ==Basically== | ||
King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. | King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. | ||
| − | He is very [[Robotnik|Fat]], he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either | + | He is very [[Robotnik|Fat]], he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either laughing like a retard, sitting on his throne repeatedly, having orgies with [[Suckura]] or just pigging out like the fat penguin/bastard he is. |
Among the things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES, eating chips, torturing his servant Escargoon/Purple Snail Scientist Man and DIDIDstrucking. | Among the things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES, eating chips, torturing his servant Escargoon/Purple Snail Scientist Man and DIDIDstrucking. | ||
[[Image:DIDIDI.PNG|thumb|right|The mighty King Dedede in all his glory]] | [[Image:DIDIDI.PNG|thumb|right|The mighty King Dedede in all his glory]] | ||
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==Legal Issues== | ==Legal Issues== | ||
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*Stole 600 pizzas from [[Mona Pizza]], however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown and they are all presumed dead by being eaten by him. | *Stole 600 pizzas from [[Mona Pizza]], however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown and they are all presumed dead by being eaten by him. | ||
*He set [[King Harkinian]]´s castle on fire once because he is stupid. | *He set [[King Harkinian]]´s castle on fire once because he is stupid. | ||
Revision as of 15:11, 3 May 2009
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King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. He is very Fat, he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either laughing like a retard, sitting on his throne repeatedly, having orgies with Suckura or just pigging out like the fat penguin/bastard he is. Among the things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES, eating chips, torturing his servant Escargoon/Purple Snail Scientist Man and DIDIDstrucking.
The Upendi incident
King Dedede once had some fun with Suckura at Nairobi, however, Suckura got pregnant and gave birth to an orb which revived Scatman John at Upendi. Rafiki is the only witness of this event.
Legal Issues
- Stole 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza, however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown and they are all presumed dead by being eaten by him.
- He set King Harkinian´s castle on fire once because he is stupid.
- Using the tax money to buy more Plant encyclopedias and SAHRDEENZ, LOTS OF ´EM.
- Unlike popular belief he wasn't the one who commited genocide on houses. That was Gordon Freeman.
- He punched the illegal man for snitching too much.
- However he does commit genocide on watermelons.
- He got sued for being so fucking fat.
- He used to be twice as fat, until Fat Mario sucked some fat out of him.
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- He went to DisneyLand but never went back because the kids thought he was a obese version of Donald Duck.
Trivia
- He eats with two forks.
- An amateur Pokeman trainer, he suffered a humiliating defeat against Cuzco.
- Is in Super Smash Bros. Brawl because he bribed Sakurai to put him in instead of Dr. Robotnik.
- He once inhaled a negative ion. (It almost caused the end of the world.)
- He just can't read.
- He's sometimes mistaken as Santa Clause.
- Ya see, this ain't no monster, it's his new pet monster, it's his new pet monster, it's his new pet monster...
- The only thing he like t' eat is monster.
- Also wants to see eat that hedgehog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- He was originally supposed to be the star of the arcade, Colecovision, Atari 2600, and NES game Donkey Kong, instead of Mario, but Mario can handle a hammer much more smoothly than King Dedede. No, that's not a sexual reference. Maybe.
- In Kirby's Adventure for the NES, King Dedede was a normal-sized black penguin, instead of him being in his normal attire.
- In the aforementioned game, he was actually a good guy who was blamed as bad guy by Kirby. Some say this accusation was based only on the fact that King Dedede was black. Martin Luther King Jr. will look into it.
