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''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''
  
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'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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==Skills==
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She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.
  
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==Controversy==
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Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.
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==Legal Issues==
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Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]].
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==Her children==
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[[Ganon Jr.]] is her son,She is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon.
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But in Link's Epic quest series Look's like she had other child with ganon, called Zeldanon, he/she (gender confirmed in part 3) is another child of zelda, aparently is Smart and can do many things
  
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==Appearance and Personality==
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Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.
  
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==Memorable Quotes==
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*"IMPA?!"
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*"Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast."
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*"Father!"
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*"But Father? What if something happens to you?"
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*"You've got to be kidding."
  
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==Death==
 
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Her death has indeed been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here].
 
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Revision as of 15:37, 10 January 2009

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.
Not Zelda.

To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see Pregnant Zelda.

Zelda is the daughter of the King of Hyrule and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking Impa for guidance. She is in no way related to the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Skills

She can play Chuck Fo Fu-- ermm -- Scentless Apprentice on the flute very loudly, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

Controversy

Zelda is always in constant feud with Ganon. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.

Legal Issues

Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, Ganon Jr. Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for Ms. Filkins.

Her children

Ganon Jr. is her son,She is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon. But in Link's Epic quest series Look's like she had other child with ganon, called Zeldanon, he/she (gender confirmed in part 3) is another child of zelda, aparently is Smart and can do many things

Appearance and Personality

Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small breast size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

Memorable Quotes

  • "IMPA?!"
  • "Nothing, Link. We were just about to have a feast."
  • "Father!"
  • "But Father? What if something happens to you?"
  • "You've got to be kidding."

Death

Her death has indeed been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found here. (Possibly)