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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*It is rumored that Haruhi stole current SOS-Brigade member [[Yuki Nagato]] from [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which explains Nagato's awesomeness.
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*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S ONLY ME FROM OVER THE SEA, IT'S [[BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR]]
*She is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]] on a slight scale.
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I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY WITH ME, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR
*She has been impersonated by [[Konata Izumi]], who also did loud noises once when Galactus attempted to eat Poops for dinner.
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HURRY BEFORE YOU GET ME SORE, I'LL REAR AND TEAR AND RANT AND ROAR!
*She still mourns for [[superbork]].
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HURRY BEFORE I BUST DOWN THE DOOR, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR
*Enjoys groping Mikuru's [[boobs]].
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*Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shite filled with mostly unlovable characters? It's true!
*Perhaps the one of the sexiest Youtube character beaten by [[Fishing Pole Mai]]
 
*she gets beat up alot at school (EVEN by guys)
 
[[Image:NotHaruhi.jpg|right|thumb|On an unrelated note, Konata Izumi sitting on the toilet.]]
 
*She stepped on Weird Al's toe. As punishment, Al paid Balsac to rape her. The results were suprising when she liked it.
 
*She has a scat fetish (yeah don't wanna have sex now don't you)
 
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==
 
[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
[[shit]]
 
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Revision as of 05:08, 14 September 2008

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THE FACE OF GOD

Haruhi Suzumiya is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes very loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit suicide. She has to be stopped!


Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

ITS REALLY WELL DONE

Quotes

  • "It's really well done!"
  • "Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
  • (disturbed look at pick)

Drunken Haruhi

SHUR UP YOU HO SHES NOT 16 SHEZ 25!!!111?

When Haruhi goes to the local pub and has a bit too much beer, she becomes drunken Haruhi, A form in which she rapes everything she see, Luckly this form wears off in a couple of hours and she returns to her normal self (with a hangover the next morning).

Trivia

I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY WITH ME, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR HURRY BEFORE YOU GET ME SORE, I'LL REAR AND TEAR AND RANT AND ROAR! HURRY BEFORE I BUST DOWN THE DOOR, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR

  • Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shite filled with mostly unlovable characters? It's true!

See Also

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya shit