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*[[T-1000]]...Who knows if he is a cyborg or a robot?
 
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*[[Mega Man]] is a fighting robot!
 
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*[[Androids]] are robots, actually.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==

Revision as of 17:41, 26 February 2008

There are tons among tons of robots here in the known universe that only humanity can comprehend. They are a form of humanoid metal monster meant to serve as slaves to the humans that created them.

They make great housepets, too!

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Look, it's a robot!

Prime Examples of Robots

Trivia

  • Robots cannot think on their own.
  • They have been known plans that they will take over all of humanity.
  • Robots are in association of furries with personificational simplicities.
  • Their eyesight is poor unless something moves within 50 inches of their faces.
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  • They cannot bleed.
  • Cyborgs are way different than robots.
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Cyborgs, like this one, should not be mistaken for a robot.

  • Robby the Robot is indeed a robot.
  • Robin Williams was once a robot-turned-human.
  • Fat Mario does not like robots because he cannot eat them.
  • Hopefully The Beatles never become dark robot lords.
  • Robots have made their own bands over the years.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is a cyborg, not a robot.
  • T-1000...Who knows if he is a cyborg or a robot?
  • Mega Man is a fighting robot!
  • Androids are robots, actually.

Quotes

  • "My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer."
  • "GET OUT."
  • "I DID NOT MURDER HIM!!!!"
  • "Stay out of trouble."
  • "I am Optimus Prime."
  • "No, it's not! Try it!"
  • "This is Zero."
  • "You have 20 seconds to put down your weapon."
  • "I wanna try this booze!"
  • "I die?"
  • "Megatron must be stopped! No Matter the cost!"
  • "Listen to me very carefully."