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Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''Ed Edd 'n' Eddy'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" (if you know what I mean). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]]. | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''Ed Edd 'n' Eddy'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" (if you know what I mean). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]]. | ||
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*Longs for COOKIE DOUGH. | *Longs for COOKIE DOUGH. | ||
*Loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety. | *Loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety. | ||
Revision as of 19:36, 11 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show Ed Edd 'n' Eddy who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" (if you know what I mean). Not related to Ed, Edd, or Eddy.
Trivia
- Longs for COOKIE DOUGH.
- Loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety.
- Has seen many meatballs, especially the fabled Swedish Meatball.
- Likes cum, but only when added in a special dish.
- Is hairier than your mom.
- Makes weird noises.
- Has 3 heads.
- Bit off a piece of wood.
- Fought with Eddy in MORTAL KOMBAT, and WON. While armed with a FISH.
- Has AIDS, but not from Mama Luigi.
- Owns a potato slave.
- Committed Seppuku unsuccessfully.
- Enjoys eating horrendously bitter things.
- Can sing very well (and very loudly) if you stick a whatchamadoohickey in his posterior.
- Looks good in lambskin.
