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==His Confessions==
 
==His Confessions==
Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is ''very'' sexually confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he [[love]]s men, but does not want to [[fuck]] them, although he [[masturbate]]s every day. He also admitted that he sees no reason to have dick put in his butt.
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Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is ''very'" confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he [[love]]s men.
 
 
==Quotes==
 
*I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck females.
 
*I see no reason to have [[ass]] and [[Pussy|twat]] in my life.
 
*On the other hand, I love males. Males have beautiful asses. And maybe I like fucking 140 beautiful males.
 
*But... I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck males. It's not that I'm resisting it, but...
 
*I love masturbation. I think it's sensational. It's fantastic!
 
*I-I... I have a... beautiful penis extension. 15 seconds. I ejaculate for fifteen seconds. In fifteen seconds... I'm finished.
 
*Absolute sexual sensation.
 
*Masturbation sensation.
 
*But, on the other hand, I see no reason to have [[dick]] put in my [[butt]]...
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*The Internet is an ''EXTENSION'' of his life.
 
*The Internet is an ''EXTENSION'' of his life.
*Is one of [[Magneto]]'s enemies.
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*Is one of Magneto's enemies.
 
*Has a (stupid) [[:Category:Internet Memes|Internet meme]] of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
 
*Has a (stupid) [[:Category:Internet Memes|Internet meme]] of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
 
*He is very, very bald.
 
*He is very, very bald.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!

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Patrick Stewart is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the X-Men movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.

His Confessions

Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is very'" confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he loves men.

Trivia

  • The Internet is an EXTENSION of his life.
  • Is one of Magneto's enemies.
  • Has a (stupid) Internet meme of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
  • He is very, very bald.

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