Mr. Krabs

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Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of Spongebob and Squidward Tentacles and is known for being a greedy little bastard.

Trivia

• He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil.
• Once wished that he could talk to his money.
• Spongebob Squarepants, Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul.
• Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"
• His birthday is November 30th, 1942.
• Was a Culinary Specialist (Chief Petty Officer) in the Navy at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War.
• He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs.
• The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register.
• He's been known to constantly abuse Plankton emotionally whenever he has the chance.

Moar Krabs

Eugene dives into his most dired consequence imaginable.

Moar Krabs (aka Morbid Krabs) is a hideously deformed version of Meeshta Kwabs that appeared for half a second in Jellyfish Hunters. He was created as a meme by kortez3000, and is now used by many others. He is very famous for only saying "MORE" (but is spelled as "MOAR" for unknown reasons).

Quotes

• "Hello, my name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money."
• "Ar ar ar!"
• "Moar!"
• "Are you ready?"
• "Really? I used to have a kidney stone; everything passes eventually, so stop dreaming and WORK for a living!!"
• "Any porn in this store?!"
• "MORE!"
• "See you in the morning boys! I can't hang out here all night; I'VE GOT A LIFE!"
• "Dimes just don't fly into people's pants."
• "The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!"
• "WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!"
• "YOU RUINED MY DOLLARAMA!"
• "SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!!!"
• "Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe scallops will fly out of me pants!!"
• "MOTHER OF PEARL!"
• "FREEEEE FOOOOD!?!?!?"