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Revision as of 06:18, 7 February 2012
Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel. Some edible Mushrooms are used by Chefs for certain foods. In the United States, the commonwealth of Pennsylvania is the leading mushroom producer, producing about 65% of American mushrooms, with mushroom production centralized in Kennett Square.
In Mario's world, if Mario eats them, he becomes larger (not in that way, you queer!). Luigi also eats them.
Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death.
You can escape from The pit if you eat enough green mushrooms.
Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift drug in some cases, usually as a replacement for Lysegic Acid Dithylimide.
Liked By
- Mario
- Luigi
- Yoshi (Yoshi loves all foods, though)
- Chefs
- Some drug addicts
Disliked By
Badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, MUSHROOM!
More Info
There's a fungus among us.
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There are fungi among us... and they want to kill you.
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Not to be mistaken for penises.