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==Life an Career==
 
==Life an Career==
Not much is known about Ipo's early life besides that his parents abandoned him shorty after birth because of how hideous he was. He was supposedly raised by a colony of blind [[Octorock]]s until he was 26 years old, who abandoned him because he tried to [[rape]] on of the young. Shortly after this he was found by a [[I.M. Meen|local librarian]] who taught him english and made him work without pay at his library. However when Meen found out Ipo was illiterate and could never learn to read, he made him leave. Without any experience, Ipo hitchhiked to Koridai and robbed 6 [[store|morshu]]s to get the sufficient [[money|funds]] to open his library. There, despite his illiteracy, he wrote his book of utter bullshit which he now uses to [[die|kill]] people.  
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Not much is known about Ipo's early life besides that his parents abandoned him shorty after birth because of how hideous he was. He was supposedly raised by a colony of blind [[Octorock]]s until he was 26 years old, who abandoned him because he tried to [[rape]] on of the young. Shortly after this he was found by a [[I.M. Meen|local librarian]] who taught him english and made him work without pay at his library. However when Meen found out Ipo was illiterate and could never learn to read, he made him leave. Without any experience, Ipo hitchhiked to Koridai and robbed 6 [[Morshu|Stores]] to get the sufficient [[money|funds]] to open his library. There, despite his illiteracy, he wrote his book of utter bullshit which he now uses to [[die|kill]] people.  
 
== Legal Issues ==
 
== Legal Issues ==
 
*Ipo The Reader has been convicted of multiple counts of rape, robbery, plagiarisms, and throwing stones at pigeons.
 
*Ipo The Reader has been convicted of multiple counts of rape, robbery, plagiarisms, and throwing stones at pigeons.

Revision as of 11:05, 3 January 2012

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Name: Ipo
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Age: 78
Nationality: Norwegian
Occupation(s): Reader, Librarian

Reader for the library of Koridai. Usually know for demanding oral sex in exchange for his help, and killing those who refuse. Also known to like heavy metal.

He was voted "least awesome human being" in 2005. He also calls people fruits if they do not agree with him.

Cultural Heritage: Norway

Life an Career

Not much is known about Ipo's early life besides that his parents abandoned him shorty after birth because of how hideous he was. He was supposedly raised by a colony of blind Octorocks until he was 26 years old, who abandoned him because he tried to rape on of the young. Shortly after this he was found by a local librarian who taught him english and made him work without pay at his library. However when Meen found out Ipo was illiterate and could never learn to read, he made him leave. Without any experience, Ipo hitchhiked to Koridai and robbed 6 Stores to get the sufficient funds to open his library. There, despite his illiteracy, he wrote his book of utter bullshit which he now uses to kill people.

Legal Issues

  • Ipo The Reader has been convicted of multiple counts of rape, robbery, plagiarisms, and throwing stones at pigeons.
  • Ipo has murdered 1,000,000,000 people using his book, as it contains the Death Note.
Ipo, just after spilling the blood of one hundred men.

Trivia

  • When Ipo has sex with people, he goes under the alias "The Secret Princess of Fruit".
  • His greatest fear is that the people of Koridai will discover that he is illiterate, and fire him from his job as reader.
  • He would like to work at I.M. Meen's library again because of possible job benefits.