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Revision as of 09:30, 11 November 2010
This article is filed under Characters.One of Ganon's minions. Hektad (not to be confused with "Hector" or other similar sounding names) has blue hair, a long blue beard, a blue robe, and untrimmed fingernails. He is dangerous and can also be boiled and melted with the Wand of Gamelon, revealing his beating plump red heart.
His first death happened in the aforementioned manner: Zelda melted him with the Wand of Gamelon. When asked how she feels about brutally murdering Hektad without mercy, Zelda responded by saying she thinks his death is "Good".
Cultural Heritage: Greece
- He has died more than any other character, resulting in often being seen in the pit.
- It should be noted that his death scene was done with special effects
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Likes
- Obeying Ganon
- Keeping runts in chains
- Runts candy (often swallowing the heart-shaped ones)
- Trying to make his death scenes as dramatic as possible
- Quoting Darth Vader
- Telling people they've killed him, even though he's obviously still alive if he can talk.
- Disapearing and reapearing in random places.
- Beating King Harkinian at chess
Dislikes
Quotes
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Hektad Yes, Master.
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Hektad Yoooou've kiiiilled meeee!
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Hektad Ready? Am I here? Or here? Or here? Hahaha, Next!
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Hektad Ready? Am I straight? Or gay? Or bi? Hahaha, Neeeeeexxxxxxt!!!
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Hektad Am I sexy?
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Hektad You bitch!
Powers
- Teleportation
- Throwing condensed explosions.
- Invincibility to all but the Wand of Gamelon.
- Master chess player.
- Growing blue hair.
- Having a heart shaped like a Valentine's Day icon rather than the blood-pumping muscle most people have.
