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He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC. | He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC. | ||
[[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]] | [[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]] | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]). | *[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]). | ||
Revision as of 07:14, 17 August 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Toad is the Princess's guard and servant that always fails to protect her from Bowser.
He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, though is usually an NPC.
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Toad's Brake Van equivalent.
Likes
Disliked By
- Gamers of the '80s
- Vice cops
- Bowser (for being a nuisance).
- Mario (Until 1988)
- Luigi (See Mario)
- Wario (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)
- Birdo (From 1987-1988)
Trivia
- Always fails at protecting the Princess, due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.
- Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.
- He can be used by Princess Toadstool to counter opponent's moves in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl.
- He is hated by nearly all gamers of the '80s, almost as much as the dog from Duck Hunt.
- Has sued Dr. Mario many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.
- Wears a diaper.
- He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.
- He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.
- He's the best! YAHOO!!!
Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.
