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| − | SpongeBob is the main character of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|his self-titled cartoon show]]. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square! | + | SpongeBob (B. 1986) is the main character of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|his self-titled cartoon show]]. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square! |
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*Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | *Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | ||
| + | *Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab. | ||
*Also fails in Driving School regularly. | *Also fails in Driving School regularly. | ||
*His IQ is an imaginary number. | *His IQ is an imaginary number. | ||
Revision as of 20:50, 5 August 2010
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SpongeBob (B. 1986) is the main character of his self-titled cartoon show. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!
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SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.
Sorry you had to see that.
Life As A Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
- He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero.
Likes
- Patrick Star
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward Tentacles
- Sandy
- Jellyfishing
- Blowing Bubbles
- The Krab of Krustiness
- Krabby Patties
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "And you split your sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "See you're on top this time."
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
- "I'm a dirty boy!"
- "It popped..."
- "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been Ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
- "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
- "Look at me, Gary! I'm... NAKEEEDD!"
- "That didn't help at all!"
Trivia
- Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
- Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab.
- Also fails in Driving School regularly.
- His IQ is an imaginary number.
- In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion. Sad... isn't it?
- Is married to Mermaid Man.
- Reproduces by budding.
- Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
- He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
- One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes.
- And then, due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass.
- He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand.
- He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages.
