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| − | Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk, | + | Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk, that lives in a fictional town called Quohog in Rhode Island. He meet a lot of celebrities such as: [[KISS|Gene Simmons]], O.J Simpson, [[Jesus Christ]], and many others. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much. |
He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy. | He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy. | ||
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*Not having Surfin' Bird around him. | *Not having Surfin' Bird around him. | ||
*Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs. | *Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs. | ||
| − | * | + | *Having his [[Dr. Mario|doctor]]'s hand in his [[arse]] during a [[Prostate Cancer|prostate exam]]. |
*The chicken he fought a few times. | *The chicken he fought a few times. | ||
*Being blind from eating nickles. | *Being blind from eating nickles. | ||
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*Fisherman. | *Fisherman. | ||
*Salesman. | *Salesman. | ||
| − | * | + | *Cashier at Burger King. |
*President of a [[Magic drugs|tobacco]] company. | *President of a [[Magic drugs|tobacco]] company. | ||
| − | *Owner of a | + | *Owner of a restaurant. |
**The list just goes on. | **The list just goes on. | ||
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*The doctors found bacon bits in his blood. | *The doctors found bacon bits in his blood. | ||
*He once turned the den into Peewee's Playhouse. | *He once turned the den into Peewee's Playhouse. | ||
| − | *He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln, a black guy, and a brother of [[Adolf Hitler]]. | + | *He is a descendant of Moses, [[:Category:Lawyers|Abraham Lincoln]], a black guy, and a brother of [[Adolf Hitler]]. |
*He can't speak [[Italy|Italian]] even when he's got a mustache. | *He can't speak [[Italy|Italian]] even when he's got a mustache. | ||
**Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying. | **Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying. | ||
Revision as of 13:13, 27 May 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk, that lives in a fictional town called Quohog in Rhode Island. He meet a lot of celebrities such as: Gene Simmons, O.J Simpson, Jesus Christ, and many others. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much.
He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy.
Family History
Peter Griffin was born in Mexico when his mother Thelma went there for an abortion. However, she went into labor during the procedure, and smuggled him home to Providence, Rhode, Island, where he spent his childhood. His father Francis Griffin was a Christian and he and wife raised Peter in the Roman Catholic faith. Strangely Peter noticed he's got an Irish biological father named Mickey McFinnigan and visits McFinnigan for a "game of drink".
Peter has a lot of ancestors, however the most important ancestor is Nate Griffin, an African American slave from Virginia.
Likes
- His friends, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
- A majority of his family.
- Beer
- TV
- Boobies
- Blowjobs
- The 30 puppies he adopted without consequences.
- Kiss (Is a major fan of them.)
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Dislikes
- Not having Surfin' Bird around him.
- Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs.
- Having his doctor's hand in his arse during a prostate exam.
- The chicken he fought a few times.
- Being blind from eating nickles.
- The FCC (For censoring his life once.)
- The English (For stealing a bar he normally hang out with his friends once.)
- Vomiting
Jobs He Took
Peter is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another.
- Toymaker.
- Fisherman.
- Salesman.
- Cashier at Burger King.
- President of a tobacco company.
- Owner of a restaurant.
- The list just goes on.
Trivia
- He recently graduated from the 4th grade.
- Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses.
- The doctors found bacon bits in his blood.
- He once turned the den into Peewee's Playhouse.
- He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln, a black guy, and a brother of Adolf Hitler.
- He can't speak Italian even when he's got a mustache.
- Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying.
- Noobs of M.U.G.E.N. love seeing matches between him and Homer Simpson.
- He thinks that no one wants to be Peter Criss, including Peter Criss himself.
Quotes
- "What the Hell?!"
- "I am not your dad! I am Electric Man!!"
- "Don't point at me, you jackass!"
- "Eh, squizy! Babba-no-boop-bee?"
- "Oh my God! I'm black!"
- "Holy crip, he's a crapple!"
- "Surfin' Bird is sex...gone!"
- "Don't think you all didn't have a motivemotivemovite. You all had a motivemotivemotive!"
- "Buttscratcher?! Buttscratcher?!! Buttscratcher?!!!
- "Buttscratcherrr..." (Sad)
- "That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!" (Evil pirate laugh)
