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Revision as of 18:52, 4 May 2010

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


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Name: Zacheatscrackers/Zacheats/Hambone
Real Name: Zachary
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: What is two+infinity
Preferred Sources: Home Movies, Hare and Guu, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, ATHF
Preferred Methods: Rape, stuttering, Repetition, Setence Mixing/World Splicing
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7.0

The world premiere of Shitty Article 3000: Zacheatscrackers Edition


Warning: the following article might confuse/shock/disappoint you. And make you extract bodily fluids from your oral cavities. And other violent/sickish/surreal things.


leave

leave fool you are not welcome!

i do not care if you clicked that link to my chewiki page i command that you leave me now or else i will molest you with a rake

now

faggot

fine w/e idc look around see if there's anything interesting on this barren waste land of a page

i can deal with your torture!

‎

I like cute things okay

History

Here's how the Forum Homosexual started off his e-adventures:

He was at first a troublesome internet user, going all over the internet trying to blend into the crowds around him, but many of his attempts failed and he ended up looking like a dumb-fuck to many.

Examples of this were going to starmen.net's forum (as zach033094). He made a terrible reputation for himself that he wishes he could forget about but never will. He was on TV.com for a while as blpietsch, which is based off his father's name. He mostly discussed his dislike for certain cartoons, and he also built himself a bad reputation on there for the most part, but now shit's okay since everyone can tolerate him now seemingly.

He does not visit either community anymore.

Because those two ventures did not go very well, he kept searching for an e-life because of how mundane and dull his real life is.

Then he came across Youtube Poop and Youchew, both of which changed his life completely. He came around early 2008, where it was mostly just the '07ers/'06ers and a few '08ers like OMGTSN and AbsoluteBillion. He was quick to build a terrible reputation on there as well. But it soon changed for the better.

Temporarily, of course.

From there, though, it began to get progressively worse and worse. Since January '08, over 2 years ago, zacheatscrackers has gotten himself into many shit-storms and horrible arguments about trivial things. It wasn't until June '09 where he changed and just lightened the fuck up. And boy, was he glad he did. All the friends he's made were starting to hate him because of his emo and over-reactive attitude. But he changed for the better before it was too late.

Now he's pretty well-liked and glad he finally has a reason to be on the internet.

Almost every single community I've gone to that's not Youchew I've built a horrible reputation in. Roblox HQ is the only community where I'm genuinely liked now aside from Youchew.

But, since these two communities are the only ones I go to anymore, I don't give two shits anyway.

Personality

Generally nice.

At times though I can be a prick. I never intend to, however. I usually try to maintain being happy but I'm quite easily depressed and fairly sensitive compared to other members.

Style

I suppose you could say he's like JazzDanceForChildren; like him, he's been making rape poops since the beginning of his poop career, and continues to do so.

Preferred Sources

  • Pretty much anything. I would make a list but it'd probably be like a mile long or some shit so f

Preferred Methods

  • Stutters
  • Rape
  • Sentence Mixing

Prefered Tech

  • Sony Vegas
  • Premiere
  • WMM (if it's one of them beefed-up WMM's with lotsa effects)

Reception

To put it simple, he wasn't very liked before but now he is.

He tries not to get himself into trouble but sometimes he just brings things upon himself that are unavoidable.

Criticism

Zacheatscrackers is known to have several flaws that prevent him from being liked by everyone:

  • Despite having a good drawing style, the normal shit (as in not weird/acid-trippy) he draws is average at best.
  • His poops become rather repetitive at times.
  • Is easily confused.
  • Sometimes can't argue very well.
  • Tends to annoy alot of people, mostly unintentionally. He considers this his biggest flaw, and he tries as much as he can to fix it, but it's impossible for him to.


Zacheatscrackers personally sometimes thinks he is a mentally unstable entity that constantly pictures himself as things he is not ranging from media to real-life and therefore he should be put in some kind of clinic for the insane. Or hell just give him a fucking muzzle shit I don't care

In Real Life

Online

I have quite a few associates considering how long I've been a part of this community.

in simpler terms christ i have too many friends

In no particular order

see what i mean

fuck I'm pretty sure there are others I'm forgetting but I can't be assed to remember them

Influences

Fans

etc.

Achievements

  • Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
  • Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)

Other Information

MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Skype is zacheatscrackers.

As stated in the History section, I am currently a member of RobloxHQ. Zachkun is the alias I use. I come on every now and then, mostly for cool things people such as Articuno X, Sir Gordileny/MrPorkyBoi and Milez show me, albeit not often.

Age: 16.

Country: USA.

State: Delaware.

Trivia

  • Likes Touhou
  • Likes TF2
  • Likes cool things
  • Is stupid
  • Considers himself bi
  • Is a Steam fag
  • idk
  • Is a little self-absorbed
Suwako is da best :3

Likes

  • Far too many people in the community
  • Being stupid
  • Being kawaii (*name*-kun~ uguu etc.)
  • Cursing
  • Farting
  • Eating
  • Playing FPSes 24/7
  • Masturbating (you saw this coming)
  • Ripping off other users because tool
  • Talking in his headset mic
  • Watching pornography
  • generic humorous trait goes here
  • fucking
  • damn
  • this
  • list
  • sucks
  • other things okay

Dislikes

  • People who whine all the time
  • When TF2 doesn't work for him in some way shape or form
  • Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
  • People who constantly message him about some stupid shit (makes him wish he didn't let so many people converse with him at times)
  • boring things
  • stupid things
  • gay niggas
  • a


i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa

Links

Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.

He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;

Current Status

Hardly makes poops anymore, but still active on the forums.

Making poops: From August 17th 2007-current.

On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-current


gay niggas

why did i list some information twice god damn i'm a dipshit





suk diks erryday

God damn I am so generic please just kill me already


one more for good measure
Okay fine here's a nigga end of my shitty article you may go back to your business now
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