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*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop. | *Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop. | ||
*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games. | *[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games. | ||
| − | *Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. | + | *Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear. |
| − | *King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. | + | *Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. |
| + | *Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''. | ||
| + | *King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game. | ||
*[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's <s>half-sister</s> cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion. | *[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's <s>half-sister</s> cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion. | ||
*Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie. | *Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie. | ||
*Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''. | *Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''. | ||
| − | *Armour King - King's rival | + | *Anna Williams - Nina's sister, who is still traumatized by Nina taking pictures while she comes out of the shower. |
| + | *Armour King - King's rival. There have been two Armour Kings, the first was killed by Craig Marduk. | ||
*Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. Also Nina's son, somehow. | *Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. Also Nina's son, somehow. | ||
*Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. The button-masher's wet dream. | *Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. The button-masher's wet dream. | ||
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*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. | *Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. | ||
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes. | *Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes. | ||
| − | + | *Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades. | |
| − | + | *Roger - The world's only boxing kangaroo. | |
| + | *Alex - A boxing dinosaur. | ||
| + | *Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name. | ||
| + | *Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair. | ||
| + | *Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2. | ||
| + | *Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. Ganryu has a huge crush on her. | ||
| + | *Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]]. | ||
| + | *Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare. | ||
| + | *Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law. | ||
| + | *Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival. | ||
| + | *Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. | ||
| + | *[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. | ||
| + | *Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg. | ||
| + | *Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King. | ||
| + | *Feng Wei - Asuka's rival; he severely injured her father. | ||
| + | *Wang Jinrei - A 100-year-old Chinese guy who seriously needs to die. | ||
| + | *Devil - Kazuya's evil side. | ||
| + | *Angel - Kazuya's good side. | ||
| + | *Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]]. | ||
| + | *Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again. | ||
| + | *Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3''. | ||
| + | *Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''. | ||
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
Revision as of 14:58, 25 February 2010
Description
A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from Tekken appeared in the crossover RPG, Namco X Capcom. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain Soulcalibur games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one other popular fighting game.
Media Infomation
Video game series
Made by
Country of Origin
Japan
Dates
1994-present
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Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- Marshall Law - Bruce Lee knock-off and the fighting chef.
- Forrest Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in Tekken 3 and then vanished off the face of the Earth.
- Yoshimitsu - A ninja who enters the tournament to steal its funds. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and most of the Soulcalibur games.
- Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all Tekkens to date.
- Lei Wulong - Jackie Chan knock-off. Also a cop.
- Heihachi Mishima - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all Tekken games.
- Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear.
- Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick.
- Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after Tekken 2.
- King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
- Asuka Kazama - Jin's
half-sistercousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion. - Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with Tekken 3. He has a badass hoodie.
- Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every Tekken.
- Anna Williams - Nina's sister, who is still traumatized by Nina taking pictures while she comes out of the shower.
- Armour King - King's rival. There have been two Armour Kings, the first was killed by Craig Marduk.
- Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. Also Nina's son, somehow.
- Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. The button-masher's wet dream.
- Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. She has also caused straight women to go lesbian.
- Ganryu - He's the worst sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes masturbating in public.
- Sergei Dragunov - ...
- Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
- Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
- Lili - The 16-year-old bitch with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl.
- Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a Naruto character.
- Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
- Raven - African ninja with cool shades.
- Roger - The world's only boxing kangaroo.
- Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
- Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
- Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
- Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2.
- Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
- Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like Ash Ketchum.
- Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
- Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
- Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
- Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider.
- Lee Chaolan - Heihachi's adopted son.
- Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
- Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
- Feng Wei - Asuka's rival; he severely injured her father.
- Wang Jinrei - A 100-year-old Chinese guy who seriously needs to die.
- Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
- Angel - Kazuya's good side.
- Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of God.
- Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in Tekken 3 and never appeared again.
- Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of Tekken 3.
- Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of Tekken 5.
Usage
First Used in a Poop by
Often Used by
Sometimes Used by
Disliked by
- Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Dead or Alive and producer for Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword) (claims that "Tekken sucks")
Further information
Trivia
- It sounds like "chicken"!
Main Source for Poopers
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