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Orson Welles is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in Citizen Kane, which is considered the greatest film of all time for how revolutionary it was at the time. He's a genius and he has a fetish for lots of things.

Career

Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of Hyrule commit suicide. After Kane, he went on appear in films like The Third Man (as villainous Harry Lime), Touch of Evil, and can even be found in Tim Burton's Ed Wood. His most recent work was in a food commercial for frozen peas, which was shown on The Critic. His final film role before his death was as Unicron in The Transformers.

Likes

  • Himself
  • Rosebud
  • Rosebud Frozen Peas
  • Brotto Bros. Wine
  • Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks...
    • When they are raw.
    • When he is dead.
    • When they are raw and he is dead.
    • Actually, just them in general.
  • Jay Sherman's daughter
  • French fries
  • A French fuck
  • Peaness
  • Death
  • Hell
  • Magic
  • Making jugs appear or dissappear.
  • Making magic jugs dissappear.
  • Wedges & Mead
  • Making some epic introductions to things.
  • French fries stuck in his penis.

Dislikes

Used By

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  • CarlomagnoXVI
  • heavymetalcat1
  • NS2

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