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[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | [[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | ||
{{VidCaption|LJlWe4dAq3A|The first Mario Head poop.}} | {{VidCaption|LJlWe4dAq3A|The first Mario Head poop.}} | ||
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Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. | Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's always wanted to [[die]]. | *He's always wanted to [[die]]. | ||
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*His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | *His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | ||
*He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | *He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | ||
| − | *Gains much power from [[chocolate]] [[cum|milk]] allergies | + | *Gains much power from [[chocolate]] [[cum|milk]] allergies. |
*[[You]] were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you.... | *[[You]] were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you.... | ||
*He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | *He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | ||
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*Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy. | *Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy. | ||
*He does a very [[good]] impression of both [[America]]n advertisements and [[KKK|American racism.]] Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me. | *He does a very [[good]] impression of both [[America]]n advertisements and [[KKK|American racism.]] Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"[[No|Can I sing a song for you?]]" | *"[[No|Can I sing a song for you?]]" | ||
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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.
Mario Head is a retarded demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head.
Trivia
- He's always wanted to die.
- His nose looks like a PENIS.
- He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
- His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
- He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often.
- Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies.
- You were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you....
- He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
- Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
- Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
- Wario Head hates him.
- His favorite Pokemon is Gastly.
- He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the Heavy Weapons Guy, often getting frustrated when he loses.
- Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
- He does a very good impression of both American advertisements and American racism. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
Quotes
- "Can I sing a song for you?"
- "When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore!"
- "When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
- "Watch out for falling rocks!"
- "It's-a your turn to type!"
- "That was my impression of American racism! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
- "My nose feels-a funny against this screen!"
- "POLE POSITION!"
- "FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
- "POLE FURY!"
- "FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
- "I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
- "Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
- "Get ready to move your PINGORZ!
