Hank Hill

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Hank Hill is the main character of the show King of the Hill. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution.

Family

• Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish)
• Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him)
• Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates Japs and his own son)
• Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in Arizona)
• Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, resides in Hank's house.
• Has a brother named G.H., short for Good Hank.
• As well as a Japanese half-brother that is just like him.
• One of his cousins, Dusty, the bassist of ZZ Top.

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Likes

• His Family
• His Truck
• Propane
  • Propane Accessories
• Alamo Beer
• American Football
  • The Dallas Cowboys
    • The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're not sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
• His Tools
• His Garage
• Texas
• George W. Bush
• Saying that he's gonna kick your ass.
  • Kicking people's asses.
• Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.

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The title card for the show that he is the star of.

Dislikes

• Bobby's Interests
• Soccer
• That he was born in New York.
  • Especially the fact that he was born in the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, I mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, not the new one.).
• Getting kicked in the balls by his son.
• Losing in Punch Out!! by his son.
• Charcoal

Quotes

• That boy ain't right.
• What's the point in arguing?!
• I'm gonna kick your ass!
• I must hide my nudity! (while in his underwear)
• There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
• I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
• I tell ya hwhat.
• I sell propane and propane accessories.
• Gotdangit Bobbeh!
• BOGWAAAAAGH

Trivia

• He once accidentally sold cocaine and cocaine accessories. He didn't know what he was doing until his dog Ladybird sniffed it out.
• One time, he was surgically attached to his son's left leg.

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