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Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in [[Mexico]], Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao tree have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor. | Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in [[Mexico]], Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao tree have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor. | ||
[[Image:Chocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate: one of the many things that are [[delicious]].]] | [[Image:Chocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate: one of the many things that are [[delicious]].]] | ||
| − | =People Who Like Chocolate= | + | [[Image:Milkchocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate can have many things added to it, including milk.]] |
| + | [[Image:Seasonal chocolates.jpg|thumb|Some chocolates have different tastes depending on the season, such as Valentines day, Christmas, etc.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Chocolaterain.jpg|thumb|Some have attempted to create chocolate rain. Most tries came out as a success.]] | ||
| + | ==People Who Like Chocolate== | ||
*[[Doc Louis]] (Obviously) | *[[Doc Louis]] (Obviously) | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom]] | ||
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*[[Anakaris]] | *[[Anakaris]] | ||
*[[Hayate the Combat Butler|Wataru Tachibana]] (Especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "''goooood''".) | *[[Hayate the Combat Butler|Wataru Tachibana]] (Especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "''goooood''".) | ||
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*[[German]]s ([[Hell]], some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of [[Ganon|great]] [[BOOZE|Beer]] and [[shit|scat]] [[porn]].) | *[[German]]s ([[Hell]], some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of [[Ganon|great]] [[BOOZE|Beer]] and [[shit|scat]] [[porn]].) | ||
| − | =People Who Dislike Chocolate= | + | ==People Who Dislike Chocolate== |
*Dogs (They can get sick and then [[die]] by eating chocolate.) | *Dogs (They can get sick and then [[die]] by eating chocolate.) | ||
*[[Dr. Rabbit|Dentists]] | *[[Dr. Rabbit|Dentists]] | ||
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *Chocolate should never be confused with [[shit]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Chocolate Bars]] | *[[Chocolate Bars]] | ||
*[[Chocolate Rain]] | *[[Chocolate Rain]] | ||
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[[Category:Food]] | [[Category:Food]] | ||
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
Revision as of 15:40, 11 November 2009
Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in Mexico, Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao tree have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor.
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Chocolate: one of the many things that are delicious.
People Who Like Chocolate
- Doc Louis (Obviously)
- Tom
- Rick
- Tay Zonday
- I.M. Meen
- Mario
- Luigi
- Yoshi
- Chip
- Anakaris
- Wataru Tachibana (Especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "goooood".)
- Germans (Hell, some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of great Beer and scat porn.)
People Who Dislike Chocolate
Trivia
- Chocolate should never be confused with shit.
