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==People who love to Masturbate.== | ==People who love to Masturbate.== | ||
*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| − | *[[Grounder]] ( | + | *[[Grounder]] (As seen in the video on this page.) |
*[[Robotnik]] (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.) | *[[Robotnik]] (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.) | ||
*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
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*[[Birdo]] | *[[Birdo]] | ||
*[[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]] | *[[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]] | ||
| − | *[[Feghoot]] ( | + | *[[Feghoot]] (Three times per day, in fact.) |
*[[Amy Rose]] | *[[Amy Rose]] | ||
*Most of those who watch any and all [[hentai|porn.]] | *Most of those who watch any and all [[hentai|porn.]] | ||
*Zoophiliacs, since real sex with [[animals]] is [[illegal]]. | *Zoophiliacs, since real sex with [[animals]] is [[illegal]]. | ||
*[[You|Otakus]] by both [[Japan]]ese and [[America]]n definition. | *[[You|Otakus]] by both [[Japan]]ese and [[America]]n definition. | ||
| + | *[[Bald Bull]] (Especially when he's in the tub.) | ||
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| + | ==People who get Masturbated on.== | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Scratch]].) | ||
| + | *[[Mung Daal]] (By [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]].) | ||
| + | *[[Tails]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].) | ||
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Revision as of 00:45, 18 September 2009
Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations in which one would Masturbate.
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- Definately not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if you ever do that, even in the dark, you'll just be like Pee-Wee Herman.
People who love to Masturbate.
- Scratch
- Grounder (As seen in the video on this page.)
- Robotnik (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.)
- Sonic
- Tails
- Birdo
- Chowder
- Feghoot (Three times per day, in fact.)
- Amy Rose
- Most of those who watch any and all porn.
- Zoophiliacs, since real sex with animals is illegal.
- Otakus by both Japanese and American definition.
- Bald Bull (Especially when he's in the tub.)
People who get Masturbated on.
- Dr. Robotnik (By Sonic the Hedgehog and Scratch.)
- Mung Daal (By Chowder.)
- Tails (By Sonic the Hedgehog.)
