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[[Image:YTL.jpg|right|thumb|'''YouTube'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s "official" logo.]]
 
[[Image:YTL.jpg|right|thumb|'''YouTube'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s "official" logo.]]
'''YouTube''' is the place when all [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and became the bitch of companies like [[Viacom]], [[Nazi|Warner Music Group (WMG)]], and [[Colgate]]. Today, Youtube has become the cyber Soviet Union, complete with poor decisions that oppose popular opinion.
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'''YouTube''' is the place where nearly all [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and became the bitch of companies like [[Viacom]], Warner Music Group (WMG), and [[Colgate]].
 
 
  
 
==What They Can Give [[You]]==
 
==What They Can Give [[You]]==
Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until some [[Nazi]] (like [[Colgate]] or [[Viacom]]) [[Cum|come]]s-around and claims copyright, and then deletes it. Other Nazis might merely mute the sound, ruining it entirely (like WMG).
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Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until a major company (like [[Colgate]] or [[Viacom]]) [[Cum|come]]s-around and claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining it entirely (like WMG).
 
And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as [[Illegal|free music]].
 
And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as [[Illegal|free music]].
 
It also gives [[you]] an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is [[Chris Crocker]]. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a [[retard]] and a cash cow known as [[Fred]].
 
It also gives [[you]] an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is [[Chris Crocker]]. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a [[retard]] and a cash cow known as [[Fred]].
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*[[Your Face]]
 
*[[Your Face]]
 
*Your Account
 
*Your Account
*Your freedom of speech. (Which means they're Nazis!) {Well, that or Commies from Soviet Russia!}
 
 
*Your Soul!
 
*Your Soul!
 
*Your Life
 
*Your Life

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YouTube's "official" logo.

YouTube is the place where nearly all YouTube Poops are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and became the bitch of companies like Viacom, Warner Music Group (WMG), and Colgate.

What They Can Give You

Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until a major company (like Colgate or Viacom) comes-around and claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining it entirely (like WMG). And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other shit like that, as well as free music. It also gives you an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is Chris Crocker. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a retard and a cash cow known as Fred.

An example of what the comments on Youtube are like.

What They (Can) Take Away From You

  • Your Vids
  • Your Account
  • Your Time
  • Your Account
  • Your Account Design (unless it is the gay Beta design)
  • Your Face
  • Your Account
  • Your Soul!
  • Your Life
  • Did I forget to mention your account?

Here are the poor victims of YouTube's stupid ideas and rules.

Youtube seems to always be under maintainance.