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Hello! Welcome to NextG Project. NextG Project is a multimedia creator and that, of course, includes good ol' YouTube Poop.

I was recently invited to join YouTubePoop.com, and of course I accepted! See what NextG's been doing lately!

NXGMRVE or RANDOM: NextG's Most Random Video Ever!
NXGBSWATC or BIG SHOW: NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!
NXGWDKYMYP or (WHAT DOESN'T) KILL YA: NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop

FTB or FREE: Free to Be, the first regular installment.
EMFADYL or FOOT: Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.
NRBORWTCU or BILLY: Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up
SAA, SLEDGE, or AUDIOTAPE: Sledgehammers and Audiotapes
SHWIPUM or STUFF: Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music, my worst poop. Seriously.
TIVOHTGTTH, INSTRUCTIONS, or HOTELS: The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels, basically the instruction book adapted to video (LOL)
AAHHHDTYT or HAPPY: And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You Too
WSWYRND or SARA: Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?

Daffy Duck: Sings Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? (NXGMRVE)
Candy Shop Owner (aka Bill): "This is called a rab suoitpmuylididmurcs." (NXGBSWATC)
Mario: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH)
Politician: "We should insist that people in both parties come together to try and solve the problems."
- Narrator "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." (FTB)
Checkout Scanner: "Please scan the milk on your ass." (NXGWDKYMYP)
"Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC)
"We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! Mama Luigi, gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA)
Bandleader: "I officially welcome all of you to the Piece of Sh*t Finger Band!" (NXGMRVE)
Mario: "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH)
TV Ted: "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC)
Harry the Bear: "And now, in true American spirit, we bring you the following." (EMFADYL)
Danny's Dad: "F*** the Philippines! They can fill up my ass." (SAA)

Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines

Narrator: "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU)
Bill: "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC)
- Off-Screen Man: "Shut up."
Knuckles: Tails! Get off!! (WSWYRNH)
- Tails: NO!!!
- Knuckles: If you're going to grope a girl, have the gallantry to stay in the room with her while you're doing it, hmm?
- Sonic: Hey you, get off my princess!!
- Tails: NO!!!
- Sonic: YOU MUST DIE!!!
- Soldier: And then he beat the crap outta Tails!
Punchinello the Clown: Hi, Peter!
- Peter: (responds with a shocked face)
Sammy Stephens: Living rooms! Bedrooms! Dinnets! Oh, yeah! You can find 'em! At the market! We're talkin' 'bout Flea Market! Montgomery! It's just like. It's just like. A mini. MAWL.

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 ** '''Tails''': NO!!!
 ** '''Sonic''': YOU MUST DIE!!!
-** '''[[Soldier]]''': And then he beat the crap outta Tails.
+** '''[[Soldier]]''': And then he beat the crap outta Tails!
+* '''Punchinello the Clown''': Hi, Peter!
+** '''Peter''': ''(responds with a shocked face)''
+* '''Sammy Stephens''': Living rooms! Bedrooms! Dinnets! Oh, yeah! You can find 'em! At the market! We're talkin' 'bout Flea Market! Montgomery! It's just like. It's just like. A mini. MAWL.