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*Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees.
 
*Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees.
 
*[[Melink]]'s [[YTP Political Parties|Repoop-lican Party]] has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport [[Naruto|ninjas]].
 
*[[Melink]]'s [[YTP Political Parties|Repoop-lican Party]] has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport [[Naruto|ninjas]].
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*If [[you]] have a This Key™, it might help [[you]] [[Super Macho Man|to release your bogus.]]
 
*This Key™ no taste good.
 
*This Key™ no taste good.
 
*But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!
 
*But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!

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Name: This Key™
Appears In: Super Mario World

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This Key™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport you back to your house, safe and sound. King Koopa's key named This Key was used to lock the Princess in a raping chamber.

Trivia

  • Duke Onkled's This Key™ opens The Gate, but also opens his closet, which is full of gay-pornographic material.
  • If Sora attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™.
  • Members of Haruhi's brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head over 90 degrees.
  • Melink's Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport ninjas.
  • If you have a This Key™, it might help you to release your bogus.
  • This Key™ no taste good.
  • But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!