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*Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by paying Team Rocket to sabotage the match or by pumping his [[Pikachu]] full of steroids.
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*Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by paying Team Rocket to sabotage the match or by pumping his [[Pikachu]] full of steroids after a humiliating defeat.
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Revision as of 08:19, 10 July 2009

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Our hero doing what he does best; Masturbating behind the bushes.

Ash Ketchum (sometimes called Ass Ketchup) is a teenager and star of the anime, Pokemon. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokemon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokemon on the planet. Much to his dismay will never become one as he always (on purpose) ignores all of the rare Pokemon waiting to be caught, and he continually let's his Pokemon go over periods of time. It doesn't help when every once in a while a bunch of new Pokemon just come out of nowhere.

Ash's favorite Pokemon/sex partner is Pikachu, which to start off with he had an uneasy relationship with, but that was old news after two episodes.

Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty, but that's another story.

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This is what Ash's Pikachu looks like.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Gary Oak, his rival who is more likely to become a Pokemon Master then he, and is better than Ash in almost every conceivable way possible.
  • Misty
  • You
  • Pussy
  • Boobs
  • Me
  • The other Ash from the Evil Dead series.

Liked By

Disliked By

Trivia

  • Stole Misty's bike in the very first episode, which is one of two reasons why she follows him around constantly. You can use your imagination for the second reason.
  • Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by paying Team Rocket to sabotage the match or by pumping his Pikachu full of steroids after a humiliating defeat.
  • Ash has a father who is only mentioned, never shown. Supposedly Professor Oak had an affair with Ash's mother though.