The Joker

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The Joker is a villain from the Batman comic book series, best known for his appearences in the 1966 Batman movie based off of the TV show played by Caesar Romero, the Tim Burton 1989 Batman film played by Jack Nicholson, and the recent film, The Dark Knight, played by the deceased Heath Ledger. He loves balloons and gets pissed when other people steal them. Hell, he even shot one of his own henchmen because of Batman doing it. Despite his gay makeup/chemical colors, the Joker himself is not gay due to him at one point telling Batman to never rub another man's rubharb.

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If you were expecting an article about this guy, too bad.

Quotes

• "Never rub another man's rubharb. Eheheheh..."
• "Well, I think it's time to retire. Feel free to drop in!"
• "HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!"
• "You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."
• Vicki Vale: "What do you want?" Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill."
• "What are you laughin' at?"
• "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
• "It's simple. Kill the Batman."
• "Wanna see a magic trick?"
• "Hi."
• "Jingle smells, Batman bells
  Robin got laid
  The Batmobile lost an egg
  And the Joker got a Wii!!!"
• "Why So Serious?"
• "WATCH YOUR PINGAS!!!"
• "Well... this is the beginning of the end for Batin and Robman."
• "Well..."
• "This is the end of the beginning!"
• "This is the end of the end!!!"
• "Aw, shit! Here we go again."
• "So I shit myself."
• "How about a fuckin' magic trick?"
• "I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
• "TA-DA! It's Gone!!"

Trivia

• Joker has killed the follwing:
  • His own boss, Carl Grissom.
  • One of his henchman.
  • A black criminal.
  • Another black criminal.
  • A Batman Impersonator.
  • Rachel Dawes
  • A female judge.
  • A random African law-enforcer.
  • Robin (Shocking, isn't it!?)
  • Jason Todd (A.K.A., the second version of Robin.)
  • The Nostalgia Critic (During their "Card" phases.)
  • The Joker Himself (Wait, What?!?!?!)
• Joker attempted to kill the following:
  • Batman.
  • Several Civilians.
  • More black people.
  • Harvey Dent
  • Robin
  • Commissioner Gordon
  • Fred (Though why he failed at the end is a mystery.)
  • Jesus Christ (olo, no.)
• Joker was killed by the following people:
  • Batman.
  • Al Sharpton.
  • Jesus Christ (lol, wut?!)
  • Genjuro Kibagami
  • You
  • Deathstroke
  • The Penguin
  • Youtube
  • Robin (Was a temporary sidekick with the Joker at the time.)
  • The Internet Norteno
  • Me
  • Dracula (Actually, he just made him his minion, but it's close enough.)
  • The Joker Himself (WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)

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The Joker once mistook a gun for a fish.

• The name of his pain is Batman.
• However, the pain of his name is also Batman.
• Is not skilled in close combat in the 1989 film.
• Is skilled in close combat in Batman: The Dark Knight.
• Doesn't really want to kill Batman. He would be nothing if Batman died. See the Batman: The Dark Knight movie.
  • The Joker from the 1989 film, tries to kill Batman to be with Vicki Vale.
• He just recently befriended Lex Luthor, becoming the first person to do so.
• Once decided to try and team up with Deathstroke to destroy Batman once and for all.
• Both he and Deathstroke (Or in the Teen Titans' case, Slade.) have the most deadliest, funniest, and coolest fatalities in the Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe game. (Too bad it got censored in the U.S.A....... FUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)