Princess Zelda

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Not Zelda.

To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see Pregnant Zelda.

Zelda is the daughter of the King of Hyrule and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking Impa for guidance. She is in no way related to the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Skills

She can play Chuck Fo Fu-- ermm -- Scentless Apprentice on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo, get Nintendo products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

Controversy

Zelda is always in constant feud with Ganon. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.

Legal Issues

Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, Ganon Jr. Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for Ms. Filkins.

Her Children

Ganon Jr. is her son,She is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon. But in Link's Epic quest series Look's like she had other child with ganon, called Zeldanon, he/she (gender confirmed in part 3) is another child of zelda, aparently is Smart and can do many things

Zelda, Link, King Harkinian, and Gwonam when they finally have their acclaimed dinner.

Appearance and Personality

Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small breast size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being tittyfucked, confirmed to have done so with Link. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day.

Memorable Quotes

• "IMPA?!"
• "Nothing, Link. We were just about to have a feast."
• "Father!"
• "But Father? What if something happens to you?"
• "You've got to be kidding."
• "Why'd you do that?!"
• "You did NOT!"
• "Hi, Father."
• "What?!"

Death

Her death has possibly been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, her body inflated, and then she exploded. Footage of this can be found here. (Possibly)