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*Candy
 
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*Child Pornography
*Taking people on psychotic boat rides
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*Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
*Wonking his willy
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*Wonking his willy.
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*Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' to random people.
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==

Revision as of 03:09, 5 May 2009

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Willy Wonka is a pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice.

Likes

  • Sex With Children.
  • Candy
  • Child Pornography
  • Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
  • Wonking his willy.
  • Yelling out "You Get Nothing!" to random people.

Dislikes

Disliked By