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Revision as of 18:50, 12 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Gordon Freeman is the VERY Smart Protagonist in The Video Game Series Half Life.
The HIV suit
The HIV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lolz. Only few have been able to destroy the HIV suit, including Fat Mario and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.
His crowbar
Gordon first finds his crowbar in Hyrule during the Black Mesa incident. Apparently Gordon used it to kill a fatass alien called the Heavy Weapons Guy.
Inability to talk
Gordan Freeman has never talk his entire life, due to an incident involving AIDS, and Anime Luigi. The story is far too graphic for this wiki, so it won't be told...
Trivia
- He killed Heavy.
- He's very Smart.
- He blew up a casserole. I'm not sure if that's cool or stupid, but he did do it.
- His friend Barney does owe him a beer.
- He killed Barney for not giving him a beer.
- Once Killed Gay Luigi.
- Also invented the Gravity Gun, which many have proclaimed to be the greatest invention ever conceived.
Liked By
- Half-Life Fans
Disliked By
- Fags
- Master Chief
- Halo-tards & Gears of War-tards who think that those two series are the only good series' in the first place.
