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*A sniper rifle, dumbass. Used for distance shots.[[Image:Sniper.jpg|right]] | *A sniper rifle, dumbass. Used for distance shots.[[Image:Sniper.jpg|right]] | ||
*His <s>penis</s> machete. Used for melee attacks. | *His <s>penis</s> machete. Used for melee attacks. | ||
| + | *Jarate: the terrifying biological weapon centered around urine in a jar. | ||
| + | *Some rather useless shield that can block one backstab for a few seconds. | ||
| + | *A bow and arrow. | ||
===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
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*Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of [[Robotnik]], who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife. | *Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of [[Robotnik]], who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife. | ||
*The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English. | *The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English. | ||
| + | *Secretly admires [[Link]] which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword. | ||
===See Also=== | ===See Also=== | ||
Revision as of 12:38, 9 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia. His mother and father are Yoko of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and The End, respectively.
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Characteristics
The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.
Weapon of Choice
- A sniper rifle, dumbass. Used for distance shots.
- His
penismachete. Used for melee attacks. - Jarate: the terrifying biological weapon centered around urine in a jar.
- Some rather useless shield that can block one backstab for a few seconds.
- A bow and arrow.
Quotes
- Wanka.
- Boom, headshot...
- Snipin's a good job mate, challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you might go angry.
- 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
- I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!
- One is a job and one is mental sickness!
- Crazed gunmen have standards.
- I think his mate saw me...
- Feelings!
- Be polite.
- Be efficient.
- Professionals have standards.
- Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Trivia
- Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of Robotnik, who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife.
- The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English.
- Secretly admires Link which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword.
See Also
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