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Ash when masterbating to pictures of Emo Luigi

In Brief

Ash (sometimes called Ass Ketchup) is a teenager from the anime, Pokemon, who won't fuck Misty(or any other girl) and lost his virginity to Emo Luigi. How this happened was never really clarified or determined as Emo Luigi has never met Ash, nor has Ash ever seen even a picture of Emo Luigi. Ash has, however, been raped by Mama Luigi and managed to scream Emo Luigi after he was driven to an anal climax. Ash will never become a Pokemon Master because he always (on purpose) ignores all of the rare pokemon waiting to be caught. 'Ash's favorite Pokemon/sex partner is Pikachu. Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty, much to the delight of Michael Jackson. Naruto also has this disease. Oh yeah, and Ash's mom is a MILF.

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