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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
*He killed Heavy
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*He killed Heavy.
*He's very Smart
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*He's very Smart.
*He blew up a casserole  
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*He blew up a casserole .
*His friend [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]] dosen't owe him a beer any more.  
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*His friend [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]] does owe him a beer.  
*He killed [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]]
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*He killed [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]] for not giving him a beer.
*Once Killed [[Gay Luigi]]
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*Once Killed [[Gay Luigi]].
  
 
== Liked By ==
 
== Liked By ==

Revision as of 13:05, 26 March 2009

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Gordon Freeman is the VERY Smart Protagonist in The Video Game Series Half Life.

Gordon in his HEV suit.



The HIV suit

The HIV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lolz. Only few have been able to destroy the HIV suit, including Fat Mario and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.

His crowbar

Gordon first finds his crowbar in Hyrule during the Black Mesa incident. Apparently Gordon used it to kill a fatass alien called the Heavy Weapons Guy.

Trivia

  • He killed Heavy.
  • He's very Smart.
  • He blew up a casserole .
  • His friend Barney does owe him a beer.
  • He killed Barney for not giving him a beer.
  • Once Killed Gay Luigi.

Liked By

  • Half Life Fans

Disliked By

  • Fags
  • Master Chief
  • Halo-tards & Gears of War-tards who think that those two series are the only good series' in the first place.