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FOX's reality television serires '''''American Idol''''' is featured in many of [[Tvdobe]]'s more recent poops with many of its hilarious contestants. Below are the featured contestants. | FOX's reality television serires '''''American Idol''''' is featured in many of [[Tvdobe]]'s more recent poops with many of its hilarious contestants. Below are the featured contestants. | ||
Revision as of 09:22, 18 August 2007
FOX's reality television serires American Idol is featured in many of Tvdobe's more recent poops with many of its hilarious contestants. Below are the featured contestants.
Contestants
Ian Benardo
The first American Idol contestant to appear in a Poop was the flamboyant and awful singer/dancer Ian Benardo. He went to audition for American Idol after his diarrhea dance did not win over the judges at So You Think You Can Dance. To woo judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and an unknown guest judge, he sang a song named "Ganon" dedicated to his at-that-time-boyfriend Ganon. Simon thought it was rubbish and he was not sent to Hollywood. Instead, he cursed out Ms. Filkins' children and threatened to eat Yoshkins' cum. Shortly after this Ganon left him for the next contestant, Sherman.
Sherman Pore
The second contestant to be showcased was Sherman. His dream to be the American Idol was caused by his diarrhea of 20 years. By singing about the pyramids, he was able to win Best Female Singer of the Year at the American Country Music Awards, even though a crying Paula Abdul and her co-judges did not pass him through to the next round. He beat out Faith Hill, which made her very upset.
Carrie Underwood
Carrie's name, along with fellow female country singer with gonorrhea Martina McBride, was put up for discussion in "Debate Dinner or Die." She ended up losing the title of Dinner to nothing due to Zelda's bitching.
Controversy
Duke Onkled and the Rape Spider are both accused of raping all three of the above contestants. Simon Cowell is their lawyer and is pleading not guilty because he himself was actually the rapist.
