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Revision as of 23:39, 27 September 2008
Gordon Freeman is the VERY Smart Protagonist in The Video Game Series Half Life.
The HEV suit
HEV stands for cocks.
His crowbar
Gordon first finds his crowbar in Hyrule during the Black Mesa incident. Apparently Gordon used it to kill A fatass alien called the Heavy Weapons Guy
Trivia
- He killed Heavy
- He's Smart
- He blew up a casserole
- His friend Barney owes him a beer
- He killed Barney
- Once Killed Gay Luigi
Liked By
- Half Life Fans
- Everyone
Disliked By
- Fags
- Master Chief
