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Difference between revisions of "Waluigi"
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*He owns a very, very large pinball machine and a stadium that was originally owned by [[Wario]]. | *He owns a very, very large pinball machine and a stadium that was originally owned by [[Wario]]. | ||
*He knows when you're cheating because only cheaters mess up. | *He knows when you're cheating because only cheaters mess up. | ||
| + | *Once beat [[Bowser]]'s [[arse]] with little effort, after pissing Bowser off by copying his style and holding the Mischief Star stamp hostage. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"You're cheating!" | *"You're cheating!" | ||
*"Only cheaters mess up!" | *"Only cheaters mess up!" | ||
| + | *"AWWW...I LOST!" | ||
[[Image:TooBadWaluigiTime.jpg|thumb|This is how he usually reacts when you expect completely different from what you're currently seeing.]] | [[Image:TooBadWaluigiTime.jpg|thumb|This is how he usually reacts when you expect completely different from what you're currently seeing.]] | ||
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*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
*[[Your Face|Your Penis]] and [[No|your balls]]. | *[[Your Face|Your Penis]] and [[No|your balls]]. | ||
| − | *Being forced by [[Bowser]] to draw naked pictures of him like his [[French]] girls | + | *Being forced by [[Bowser]] to draw [[Hentai|naked pictures]] of him like his [[French]] girls |
*[[Vvaluigi]] for obvious reasons. | *[[Vvaluigi]] for obvious reasons. | ||
*Eating (That's [[Wario]]'s job, you stupid [[bitch]].) | *Eating (That's [[Wario]]'s job, you stupid [[bitch]].) | ||
| + | *Losing | ||
[[Category:Characters - German]] | [[Category:Characters - German]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Italian]] | [[Category:Characters - Italian]] | ||
Revision as of 06:38, 1 September 2012
This article is filed under Characters.Waluigi is a strange vandal along with Wario. He hasn't appeared in many poops, but it's sure a lot more then 40% of the other characters around Chewiki.
Vandalism
Waluigi has been spotted by the police several times attempting to use MS Paint onto a tournament board. Afterwards, he usually spends time running around aimlessy, only to end up caught by Bowser and ends up tortured for Bowser's pleasure. This usually goes at intense speed.
Trivia
- He only has two forms, but there is only one extra form that he is proud of. His counterpart still has many more.
- Occasionally visits the shopkeeper.
- He once broke his back.
- If you aren't brave enough to witness his other form, then I will tell you that he hates the fact that he only appears in Mario spinoff titles. (Though, he doesn't mind being an Assist Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl because he'd at least help fight in with the action.)
- Once recycled into a generator.
- He owns a very, very large pinball machine and a stadium that was originally owned by Wario.
- He knows when you're cheating because only cheaters mess up.
- Once beat Bowser's arse with little effort, after pissing Bowser off by copying his style and holding the Mischief Star stamp hostage.
Quotes
- "Waa?"
- "Waluigi hate this game!"
- "Don't expect mouth to mouth!"
- "Waluigi's the superstar!"
- "Nya ha haaa!'
- "WAH-LOO-WEE-GEE!!! YAH YAH YAAH!!!!!"
- "TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!"
- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
- "Today."
- "Not bad...for you."
- "Waaah, this looks too easy."
- "Oh, come on!"
- "Are you sweating?"
- "Don't whiff!"
- "You're cheating!"
- "Only cheaters mess up!"
- "AWWW...I LOST!"
Likes
Dislikes
- Luigi
- Mario
- Your Penis and your balls.
- Being forced by Bowser to draw naked pictures of him like his French girls
- Vvaluigi for obvious reasons.
- Eating (That's Wario's job, you stupid bitch.)
- Losing
