Wizardheimer

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Wizardheimer is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house for no apparrent reason. His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an eggface, he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world after he killed the retarded Goofy with a seizure spell. He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle.

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Wizardheimer loses IQ everytime he laughs

Names

• Wiseacre
• Wizenheimer
• Wizenwhatever
• Wizzenwiseguy
• Wizenhoowhatchamacalit
• Alzheimer
• Alka-Seltzer.
• Eggface (Under no circumstances should you ever call Wizardheimer this to his face)

Quotes

• "Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!"
• "How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?"
• "BOB-OMBS?"
• "Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!"
• "Thats Wizardheimer! WIIIIIIIIIZARD-heimer!"
• "Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard!"
• "I just LOVE to have people over to...HANG AROUND!"
• "What do you want, you prehistoric punk?!"
• "Take this, lizard lips!"
• "My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!"
• "Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!"
• "YOU ARE!"
• "Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?"
• "Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!"
• "THAT'S WWWWWWWIZARDHEIMER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER!!!!"

Other Crap

Likes

• Killing everything
• Laughing all the way
• Causing untold misery and strife
• Destruction
• Turning people into eggs
• Putting people in his dungeon
• Thrakkorzog (Was his roommate in college.)

Dislikes

• Toasters
• Being called an eggface
• Luigi
• Oogtar
• Mistaken for Kamek
• Everyone, including you

See also:

• Transvestite Wizards
• Koopa