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*Her piercing gaze can paralyze almost anyone with fear.
 
*Her piercing gaze can paralyze almost anyone with fear.
 
*The Smirking Bitch does not only hang around Mugenguild.net.  
 
*The Smirking Bitch does not only hang around Mugenguild.net.  
*She's [[Money|watching you]].
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*She's [[1984|watching you]].
 
*She has a French maid sister that appears in similar situations, as well as another sister that also goes to college.
 
*She has a French maid sister that appears in similar situations, as well as another sister that also goes to college.
 
*Was once choked by Wayne Brady.
 
*Was once choked by Wayne Brady.

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She grinned at your pitiful attempts to view the archives back in June 4-7 of 2009. Now she's grinning because she knows she's seeing you again.
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Push over, ya Smirking Bitch. I'm taking over the archives now!
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mugenguild.net, claimed in the name of the Smirking Bitch.

She is evil. Pure evil incarnate. Not even Dracula's might could stand up to the mighty Smirking Bitch. - SkyPrower's summarization of the Smirking Bitch.

In Brief

When the community turned to view their nostalgic forum and Chewiki pages at pooparchive.com (now defunct) on June 4th 2009, they were shocked to see the pages gone and replaced by a smiling teenage girl. Chaos ensued.

The forum decided to name her "The Smirking Bitch"

But the madness eventually faded after 3 days and the bitch turned into the French Maid. Soon after, the archives were restored, and peace returned to Youchew.

Who Was To Blame?

There were many suspects and situations to what had caused the disappearance of the archives:

The Future

We will never know when she'll come back. Who knows what evil plots she'll have in store for us next time.

Smirking Bitch lives again.

Trivia

  • Radock nominated her for new forum banner. Though this was not realized until a few months later, Smirking Bitch became the former Chewiki banner until she was eventually replaced by Real Luigi.
    • She will return to being a Chewiki banner as soom as this page gets corrected for the main page.
  • She has no soul, which is the reason why she stares at yours.
  • Her piercing gaze can paralyze almost anyone with fear.
  • The Smirking Bitch does not only hang around Mugenguild.net.
  • She's watching you.
  • She has a French maid sister that appears in similar situations, as well as another sister that also goes to college.
  • Was once choked by Wayne Brady.

Links

AN ENTIRE GALLERY OF HER! GAZE IN HORROR!