Mario Head

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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.

Mario Head is a cursed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. He is also a liar, because he said he was falling and couldn't get up, but he could get up because he can fly.

Trivia

• He's always wanted to die.
• He's got mad flying skills.
• His nose looks like a PENIS.
• He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
• His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
• He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often.
• Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies. (see the poop to the right, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.)
• You were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you....
• He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
• Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
• He ain't got nobody.
• Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
• Wario Head hates him.
• His favorite Pokemon is Gastly.
• He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the Heavy Weapons Guy, often getting frustrated when he loses.
• Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
• He does a very good impression of both American advertisements and American racism. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
• For some strange reason, he ended up being in Super Mario 64.
  • He also returned along with a friend named Yoshi Head in the Nintendo DS remake of Super Mario 64.
• Contrary to popular belief, Mario Teaches Typing is not the first time Mario Head was discovered! The first time was found in a 1992 convention called the "Summer Consumer Electronic Show". The guy who did voice there, however, was not the current Mario voice actor, but rather some guy named Steve Coyle.

Quotes

• "Can I sing a song for you?"
• "When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore!"
• "When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
• "Watch out for falling rocks!"
• "It's-a your turn to type!"
• "That was my impression of American racism! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
• "My nose feels-a funny against this screen!"
• "POLE POSITION!"
• "FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
• "POLE FURY!"
• "FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
• "I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
• "Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
• "Where is everbody? Hey! Don't leave me all alone! COME BACK!"
• "Get ready to move your PINGORZ!
• "I hope your gonna be a great tipest one day!"
• "I bet your thirsty!"

Mario don't think you're fantastic, Mr. Miyamoto!